Top 10 Reasons to Leave Your Wife

Posted on June 9, 2010

If you’re contemplating an affair or simply leaving your wife, there are innumerable reasons why you should go through with the decision. Since I have some experience in this area, I’d be happy to share a few of my thoughts in the form of the top 10 reasons to go for it.

Perhaps you’re feeling bored with your marriage…more like roommates than anything else. Or, maybe you’re experiencing so much conflict with her that you just can’t take it anymore. Or, you may not be attracted anymore to the woman you originally pledged your love to (i.e., your wife), and you’ve found some hot chick at work…or church.

Whatever the situation may be, you’ve probably been searching for “good reasons” to go ahead and make a move. You know all the reasons NOT to do it, but you’re probably hoping that there is another perspective that would align with the longings of your heart. Well, you’ve come to the right place. All those men’s magazines tell you how to get laid, but I want to help you understand why to have the affair.

You may not actually want to physically “leave” your wife…maybe you just want to have a little fun on the side. Statistics show that if you cheat (and get caught), you’ll eventually leave her…or she’ll leave you. One or the other usually happens. Well, let’s cut to the chase!

If you leave your wife, you can expect to…

10. Enjoy plenty of time and space to do your own thing.

All those “honey do” lists will be long gone. There will only be one thing she’ll want you to do…move out. Unfortunately, you’ll need to have a brief conversation about finances and how that will all work. She’ll probably get really angry with you, but it will be worth it. You will soon be shopping for your own apartment, and you can choose whatever you want. At first, you’ll get excited about that killer bachelor pad in the cool part of town (by the beach if you live near one), but you’ll probably settle for the most affordable option…a studio apartment or a one-bedroom unit near your family’s home (where you used to live). You’ll pull together whatever furniture you can find, and your schedule will be completely freed up. That is, once you shop for all the things you took for granted at your former home…pots, pans, towels, sheets, toilet paper, soap…you get the point. Have fun with all that new-found time and space!

9. Watch any movie you want and play video games 24/7.

You know all those violent action movies or pay-per-view pornos…feel free to watch them now. No one will be complaining or watching over your shoulder. On top of that, you’ll need to buy a new video game system for the kids when they come over. And, the great thing about it is…you’ll get to play it 24/7 when they’re not around. Your wife won’t be around to want your attention anymore. You’ll be able to turn off all the lights, crank up the sound, and kill everything in sight!

8. Eat anything and everything.

You know how your wife used to keep the fridge and cabinets stocked with all sorts of food? You get to do that now. (By the way, did you buy a refrigerator yet? You’ll probably need one of those.) Fill it with as much meat as you want…or microwave meals. Those things are way easier to fix than anything else, and there’s not a single thing to wash…as long as you use a plastic fork as well. Those are quite handy! If you don’t feel like eating, you won’t need to. And, if you just want to eat a bunch of crap all the time, go right ahead…hit that drive-thru every day on the way to and from work. By the way, be prepared to buy some bigger pants!

7. Work out as much or little as you’d like.

Since you’ll have so much time on your hands, working out may become a nightly activity for yourself. In the past, you may not have had enough time with some of your family duties, but now you’ll have more time than you know what to do with. You’ll probably want to lose those 10-100 pounds you’ve been packing on during the comfy years of marriage, because the hottie you’re having an affair with won’t be that impressed. If you’re not already having an affair, you’ll definitely want to lose the weight in preparation to find a new and improved woman. Jump on that treadmill, and start sweatin’ off the pounds!

6. Spend only a few hours a week with the kids.

I know you love your kids, but let’s just admit that they can be a pain in the butt. They’re completely self-centered. They want everything in sight. And, on top of that, they whine and cry. Another great thing about leaving your wife is that the kids will stay with her. You’ll have another one of those brief, painful conversations about when, where, and how you’ll spend time with the little rugrats. In the beginning, you’ll be bummed that you don’t get to see them all the time, but you’ll get over it. Every time you see them, you’ll do whatever it takes to make them happy. You’ll buy them toys, games, and fun stuff to eat. And, you can take them to places that their mother can’t afford to take them to…amusement parks, out to dinner, and any movie they want to see. Once they go home, you won’t have to worry about baths, homework, or bedtime craziness. Of course, you’ll miss out on the before-bed routines…answering precious questions, praying with them, and snuggling in bed. But, that’s okay, you won’t have to put up with all the tough stuff either!

5. Experience the golden silence of no nagging wife or screaming children.

Once the kids are back at the house where you used to live, you’ll have your apartment all to yourself. Total and complete silence…no more nagging wife telling you to pick up your underwear or wash your dishes or quit farting during dinner. No more screaming and whining from the kids when you ask them to do their homework, clean their room, or brush their teeth before bed. How does that silence sound to your ears? Golden? Yeah, now you can replace it with more soothing noises…music, movies, video games, and the crunching of chips as you eat them all alone in peace. You’ll start to hear the clock tick, the fan in your computer spin, and the footsteps of your neighbors as they approach their door. You’ll hear everything…even the voices within. How does all that sound?

4. Choose whether or not you even want to go to church.

You know how your wife asked you about all that spiritual stuff? Maybe even going to church? Now, you won’t have to deal with any of that nonsense. Let her chat about all that touchy-feely crap with all her girlfriends. Be a man, and be strong! All that Christian crap is for people who just need a crutch to deal with life. I’m sure you won’t need any of that. It doesn’t work anyway, right? Just pop open a beer, and plop down in front of the TV to veg out. Find something else to make you feel good….anything…just figure out what works for you. Of course, if all else fails, that whole God thing could be a back up plan. What do you think?

3. Have the opportunity to date anyone you meet.

Total and complete freedom…that’s what this new life is all about. Anyone you meet is fair game. Sign up for match.com or eHarmony. Create that profile…but you should probably omit that whole “I-just-left-my-wife” thing. That’s not exactly attractive to all those women looking for Mr. Right. I guess you’ll need to do one of two things. One option is to come up with a “story” that explains away that white ring around your finger where your wedding band used to sit. Maybe you could say that your wife died…or she’s the one who left. I’m sure you’ll come up with something. The second option is to date women who don’t care that you just left your wife. You’ll probably find those gals at the club downtown. Look for the really high skirts and the clear high heels.

2. Work as many hours as you’d like.

If you like to work a lot, now is your opportunity! Don’t worry about making it home for dinner on time. Make those extra calls. Take on that project that no one else wants to work on. Suck up to your boss and do whatever he/she wants you to do. On top of that, you can now take clients out for drinks, and you won’t need to worry about getting home before the kids go to bed. With all these extra hours at work, people will notice that you’re an amazing team member. They’ll affirm you for your hard work like your wife and kids never could. Congrats on finally getting the attention and affirmation of the people who matter the most!

1. Enjoy lots and lots of sex.

Finally, the number one reason to leave your wife…sex. Let’s face it. Your sex life hasn’t been that great recently…right?  Now you can have sex every single day with that new hot flame you’ve hooked up with…no need to sneak around anymore! It’s new and exciting, and you won’t be able to keep your hands off one another. In fact, you’ll probably be making love multiple times a day…before and after work. You’re finally living every guy’s dream. Of course, it’ll slow down eventually. Sooner or later, you’ll need to develop an actual relationship where you talk more than you grope and develop vulnerable intimacy more than getting naked. Don’t worry about that now though. There’s plenty of time to figure that out later…just like you did in your last marriage, right? If you’re not having an affair already, you’ll now have the chance to hook up with anyone you meet…at least whoever wants to be with a guy who’s just left his wife. I’m sure there are plenty of women out there like that.

There are plenty of “reasons” to leave your wife…whether you’ve had the balls to have an affair yet or not. If these reasons haven’t convinced you quite yet (to avoid the pain we went through) and you’re still contemplating what to do with your life, Laura and I would love to be a resource for you and your wife. Email us for help.


112 Replies to "Top 10 Reasons to Leave Your Wife"

  • Pete
    August 19, 2013 (6:08 pm)
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    Been married for 11 years. No kids. Easy to explain why – we don't have sex. Except when she wants, which is never. I almost had an affair recently. Didn't go through with it, but now that it's over, all I can think about is that I wish I did. Should I be scared into commitment by the fear of what I would lose? The loneliness, the clock ticking? That would be a hell of an improvement over having to listen to Grey's Anatomy at full volume day and night.

    • Pete II
      September 16, 2013 (4:04 pm)
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      Hi Pete, let me say the best thing I have ever done in my life is to have an affair……………. for over twenty years! I only stayed because I loved my two kids, The other woman was slightly older and had already divorced and never wanted to re-marry, I can understand why, but she was hot and just loved sex, the best years of my life were spent with her as she accepted me as I was and she had no baggage so to speak.
      Nothing better than coming home to face the fat lazy slob who thought by closing her fat tree trunk legs was a means of punishment to me for not being "Nice" by not buying her gifts and doing her chores? Well some times my balls used to ache when I came home and I just laughed inside…………….. if you only knew I used to think to myself, if you only knew.
      Pete, you are only on this planet once, enjoy it and yourself!

  • A.D
    August 20, 2013 (3:38 pm)
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    My sex life has gone kaput.Early marriage years was good,but now its not easy to always accept the fact that wife lied her headache. Having sex a month that too only for 10 mins is an insult to the injury. I think splitting bed should work.That should kill the anticipation.

  • Ron Baribeau
    August 28, 2013 (9:15 am)
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    All we do is fight! The silent treatment I get means no drama, no whining about her kids and I don’t have to hear how every situation is a crisis! I have a job offer in another state so it’s a clean break! She can have the house! I need out before I lose my mind!

  • ButtHEAD
    September 16, 2013 (11:35 pm)
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    This is fucking stupid. You assume that the wife and husband have some 1950's gender role. Sorry grandpa, relationships are not like that anymore. I work my ass off in the house and have a job. I cook every night, clean the house and do most of the laundry. My wife is still a bitch. If anything in your outdated system our roles are reversed. She is still unhappy, dishes not done, dinner not done on time, didn't fix the sprinklers fast enough. Assholes are assholes and bitches are bitches doesn't matter the gender. Kill me now.

    • Butt HEAD2
      January 17, 2014 (5:13 pm)
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      Hahahaha.. Seems u in a miserable condition with some funny humer there :)..I liked it mate..Keep the cleaning gloves on.. Pretty much same here but she wont agree on this point :)

    • cdg
      January 26, 2014 (4:07 pm)
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      Yea sounds like ur wife has Bi-polar disorder like mine. I want to jump infront of a bus everyday, Its like living in your personal little hell. This article is so black and white its laughable.

    • JJ
      March 27, 2014 (8:08 pm)
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      Who does woman’s work? North American guys!
      Bravo! You learned it in a hard way… Bitch is always a bitch!

      I personally don’t move a finger. It makes no difference. It is nothing about being a tit..
      Stop sucking up guys. While some of you acting like women, normal guys are suffering because they are not “proper” men. C’mon.. grow balls

  • mike
    October 7, 2013 (1:02 am)
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    Going on six years in this Hell. The only reason I’v stayed so long is for my son. I work. I clean the kitchen because I want her to cook. Her procrastination leads to arguments. This same scenario means missed meals for me. She is so needy, if she’s not braking her car or some how broke because she can’t distinguish between wants and needs an burns money like she’s rich.

  • Tim
    October 15, 2013 (10:51 pm)
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    Been married 5 years. The first few we’re good. One of them we were apart while I was in Afghanistan. About 2 years ago caught her sending nude photos to another guy. No proof of anything else as he lived far away. Just trying to deal with the thought pisses me off. Together we have 4 kids (2 are mine) I’m disabled now. I cook, clean, take care of the kids. Sex is few and far between. Before she was a self pic taking whore, I trusted her more than I ever have anyone before. Now, that shit pops in my head all the time.

    We own our home- paid for

    We own another home, also paid for but not far from the other.

    My youngest (2year old), absolutely loves me. I spend almost every moment of the day with him, every day.

    I’d leave her in a minute if not for him. I couldn’t bare having an “every other weekend” arrangement.

    We argue constantly. I’m depressed all the time. Some mornings when I wake up, all I do is look forward to going back to bed.

    She looks me in the eyes and tells me she loves me, but I can’t do the same. I’ve let my anger build up so long I’m not sure how long I can take it.

    I pray she’s cheating on me and wants to magically move away. That would solve a lot.

    I doubt shed try keeping the kids if she were the one to leave. But I feel if I leave she’d keep me from them just out of spite.

    I’m too old for this shit.

    Any suggestions

    • that guy
      November 20, 2013 (1:22 am)
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      I fell the same way we’ve been married for 5 years 2 kids we’ve been separated a few times each time she finds another man through the whole time me like a fool stayed loyal through it all we have our kids & we love each other i come in from work & they run to me everyday i don’t know how to leave them my little girl always says i just want you and mommy to be together at the same time she has nowhere to go because everyone she knows knows shes a bitch even her family wont take her so i fell bad… im just lost

  • Sammy
    October 29, 2013 (9:48 am)
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    It is good hearing it from the man's perspective. My husband left me for a younger woman. We have 2 girls and aren't divorced yet. The one thing I want to ask you: Don't fake it !!! Be true to yourselves and your wives. I never saw this coming. We had (have)a great sex life, We communicate really well… Everyone said we were the perfect couple. Don't suffer in silence. Speak up and let your wife know. By the way ,,, the grass wasn't greener on the other side in his case. I take my hat off to the fathers that take care of their kids regardless of their feelings toward the mother of their kids :-)

  • stephen
    November 20, 2013 (3:00 pm)
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    I only stay for the kids but I can no longer take it.Where do I start. Every day is the same. Sex once a year and there is no love. She drinks all the time. Has left with the kids to ny from Colorado so many times. Finally we lost our house, land in cali, and a thriving painting business. She bankruptcy our family and her father. Now we live with him. Painted his house, deck, and have cleaned years of neglect. I have worked through thyroid disease(she left me having a seizure on the floor. Total lawyer bills are close to 100000 between her dad and I. Have not even got a birthday present in years

  • David
    December 30, 2013 (9:16 pm)
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    I thought about leaving, but never did. I went to marriage counselling with my wife after catching HER cheating. She lied all the way through it, then left me for another man. Women get away with murder for what she did. You should direct this article towards women because they are the ones overwhelmingly ABUSING their relationships and coming out on top legally.

  • My Info
    January 6, 2014 (1:51 am)
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    David that last article I can relate same thing I’m going through I get kick out of my own house and and sent the slammer for a fight she started.go to court ,cant go back home live with family….all in the way of there knew marriage in there home living on rhe floor.get place on childsupport after we made up.and all I do is love the woman but thats not good enough.wife still start fights and its still my fault.over treat her.and she still bitches about everything.I think this the last of trying to make it work.

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    January 21, 2014 (10:22 am)
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      March 22, 2014 (10:17 am)
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    February 8, 2014 (8:16 pm)
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  • Dorkimus
    March 22, 2014 (10:15 am)
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    This is a dumb article written by a very shallow man.

    It makes me sad to see so many men saying they stay in their marriage because of their children. My wife of 26 years has told me twice that her horses are more important than me and it’s killing me. Since she said it last time 2 weeks ago all I can think of is being alone the rest of my life, with her gone SIX HOURS EVERY DAY to visit her horses. For the last 2 weeks she has been sweet as honey to me but our relationship seems to be like so many others – no affection, not much care. We don’t even say good night to each other. We are still together because my 19 year old daughter told me it’s important to her. I love my wife and like her as a person and nothing would make me happier than her deciding her marriage is more important than her hobby but it isn’t going to happen. Every day I die a little more.

    Here’s the twist: I am a successful artist but she’s a long time engineer on one of the world’s best known software products and she makes almost five times as much as I do. If we split she’ll be living the good life and I’ll be a 55 year old living in a studio apartment and applying for Obamacare.

    • Someone
      March 27, 2014 (8:30 pm)
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      My case is somewhat different. I’m 35, successful, and turning heads alright. This winter, in the middle of Caribbean vacation my wife started crying telling me how sex with me makes her miserable.
      This had terrible psychological effect on me. I lost my libido completely.
      I started noticing something like bipolar symptoms in my self. Self esteem is very low…
      I hate her more and more every day… I wish she had a fucking horse instead…

  • Mark
    April 6, 2014 (10:22 pm)
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    I have been sticking around in a bad marriage for almost ten years now because can’t leave my kids. Not sure how much more of this happiness I can take.

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